You may want to start putting them over your head. Apparently the key to the Broncos' regular season success, according to Josh McDaniels, will be their "offseason preparation." Oh, you mean when they chased their 25 year old, Pro-Bowl quarterback out of town? Or when they got a scraggly, booze-stained neck beard in return? No wait, don't worry, Chris Simms will start! His lack of a spleen has increased his mobility in the pocket... no extra weight holding him down! Josh McDevils has screwed this up so bad that everyone's already stopped talking about how they choked on applesauce down the stretch and missed the playoffs. And let Dre Bly go. But it's okay, because their running game will be back, and it'll be pretty much impossible to have as many injuries at that position as they had last season. Hold on, but why was their running game so good? Oh yeah, because of that star coach they've left out to dry and replaced with the most arrogant douchebag in football. And now the pressure will be on to have some semblance of an offense with backups as starters in key skill positions: Orton or Simms at QB and Buckhalter, Arrington, or LaMont Jordan at RB. Good luck getting Brandon Marshall to buy into the QB and coaching changes... this is just laughable (if, like me, you're not a Broncos fan). And their second WR is a second-year player that showed flashes of skill from time to time. Maybe the Broncos get lucky and Eddie Royal develops to be a solid wideout, but it'd have to be a miracle if one of their QBs can get him the ball.
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